HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL GET
The Thyroid Awakening Panel: Functional Health Labs
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Fast, Hassle-Free Lab Testing — No Gatekeepers Required
Skip the waitlists, referrals, and confusing co-pays. With one simple click, you’ll receive a lab requisition delivered to your inbox. Just head to your local LabCorp (fasting instructions included), get your blood drawn, and you're done. No stress. No insurance hoops. Just easy, accessible answers — on your terms.
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Finally Find Out if You Have Hashimoto's
This panel includes the two key antibodies (TPO and TGB) that reveal whether Hashimoto’s — an autoimmune thyroid condition — is silently behind your symptoms. You’ll finally get clear, definitive answers, explained in a way that makes sense. And yes — we’ll go beyond the diagnosis and explore what it actually means for your hormones, weight, mood, and energy.
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Clarity on What's Disrupting Your Thyroid, Digestion & Adrenals
Are your hormones off? Is your gut inflamed? Are your adrenals shot from years of pushing through burnout? This panel uncovers the hidden patterns keeping you stuck — and breaks them down into simple, warm, plain English. You’ll receive a 10+ page custom report interpreting your results from a functional perspective, plus a private video review where I personally walk you through what your labs mean, what’s likely driving your symptoms, and what to do next.
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The Thyroid Awakening Panel: Functional Health Labs
This panel is crafted for the woman who’s doing “all the right things,” yet still feels exhausted, bloated, moody, or stuck with stubborn weight. It gently guides you through the why behind your symptoms, revealing the hormonal, metabolic, and gut-related “silent saboteurs” that GLP-1 drugs often bypass.
Click the arrows below to expand the sections and learn more about each test.
ENERGY, MOOD, AND BRAIN FOG
Free T3, Total T3, Free T4, Reverse T3
- Why it matters: T3 is your active thyroid hormone—the one that energizes your brain, metabolism, and mood.
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Patterns:
- Low Free T3 = fatigue, slow metabolism, brain fog
- High Reverse T3 = stress or inflammation may be blocking your thyroid from working, despite “normal” labs
Thyroid Peroxidase (TPO) & Thyroglobulin Antibodies
- Why it matters: These reveal autoimmune thyroid disease (like Hashimoto’s), which often fuels the fatigue-anxiety-weight loop.
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Patterns:
- Elevated antibodies even with “normal” TSH? That’s your immune system attacking your thyroid in silence.
Vitamin D, 25-hydroxy
- Why it matters: Essential for thyroid function, mood balance, and immune modulation.
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Patterns:
- Low levels = more inflammation, lower T-reg cells (immune regulation), higher risk of autoimmunity
CARDIO-METABOLIC HEALTH & GLP-1 ALTERNATIVE CLUES
Comprehensive Metabolic Panel (CMP)
- Why it matters: Gives insights into blood sugar, liver health, kidney function—all key for hormone metabolism.
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Patterns:
- Elevated ALT/AST = sluggish liver, impacting thyroid hormone conversion
- Low albumin = inflammation or protein malabsorption
Hemoglobin A1c
- Why it matters: 3-month view of blood sugar—more stable than a single glucose reading.
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Patterns:
- 5.4–5.7% may reflect early insulin resistance that’s draining energy and driving mid-section weight gain
Lipid Panel + VLDL, TC/HDL & LDL/HDL Ratios, CHD Risk
- Why it matters: Thyroid dysfunction and insulin resistance impact cholesterol.
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Patterns:
- High LDL or Triglycerides with low HDL = fat metabolism is impaired, often due to thyroid-adrenal miscommunication
Lactic Acid Dehydrogenase (LDH)
- Why it matters: This enzyme shows how well your mitochondria (energy makers) are working.
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Patterns:
- Low-normal LDH = “mitochondrial burnout”—fatigue, sluggish healing, brain fog
- High = tissue breakdown, inflammation, or toxicity
INFLAMMATION AND AUTOIMMUNITY
C-Reactive Protein (CRP)
- Why it matters: High CRP is a red flag for chronic inflammation (gut, joints, brain).
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Patterns:
- Even mild elevation correlates with fatigue, puffiness, and metabolic resistance
Magnesium (serum)
- Why it matters: Every cell uses magnesium for stress resilience, blood sugar regulation, and thyroid conversion.
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Patterns:
- Low-normal is still suboptimal—especially in women with cramps, anxiety, insomnia, or thyroid dysfunction
HORMONE DETOX, GUT, AND ADRENAL SIGNALS
Urinalysis
- Why it matters: Basic, but powerful snapshot of kidney function, hydration, detox capacity, and even blood sugar overflow.
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Patterns:
- Protein in urine = kidney stress
- Glucose in urine = blood sugar may be too high
- pH imbalances = gut and immune function strain
CBC with Differential
- Why it matters: Red and white blood cells tell a hidden story of nutrient absorption, chronic infection, and adrenal stress.
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Patterns:
- Low WBC or lymphocytes = chronic viral load (like EBV) often linked to autoimmune thyroid
- Low hemoglobin/MCV = iron or B12 deficiency (despite good diet!)
CORRELATING WITH GLP-1 AND GUT HORMONE FUNCTION
GLP-1 agonists (like Ozempic) work by mimicking gut hormones that affect blood sugar and appetite—but they do not resolve the root causes like poor thyroid conversion, adrenal burnout, hidden autoimmunity, or mitochondrial fatigue. Your panel:
- Reveals if blood sugar dysregulation is due to insulin resistance, thyroid issues, or adrenal dysfunction
- Spotlights why appetite, cravings, or satiety cues may be off
- Helps you restore natural GLP-1 and leptin balance—without relying on injections
You're not broken – and it's NOT just menopause.
This lab panel uncovers the deeper story your body’s been whispering: that your thyroid, gut, immune system, and hormones are all trying to speak up… now, you’ll have the clarity to listen and heal.
I'm so committed to your success that I'm including these valuable bonuses. Because this isn’t just about lab results — it’s about helping you feel confident, supported, and equipped to move forward with clarity. These bonuses are designed to remove overwhelm and replace it with momentum.
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Complimentary 1-on-1 Clarity Call with Dr. Joni
Once you’ve reviewed your lab results and received your custom video walkthrough, you’ll have the option to book a free Clarity Call with me. This is your chance to ask questions, share concerns, and get support mapping out your next steps — with someone who understands thyroid, hormone, and gut imbalances inside and out. No pressure. No sales pitch. Just real-time guidance from someone who gets it.
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"Root Causes Revealed" – Functional Lab Report
You’ll receive a beautifully designed, easy-to-understand PDF companion that walks you through the top lab markers every woman should understand — including what they really mean, why they matter, and how they relate to symptoms like fatigue, weight gain, insomnia, and anxiety. It’s the ideal reference to help you feel confident as you read your results — and finally feel like you're in the know.
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The "Nourish to Rebalance" Anti-Inflammatory Food Blueprint
28 days of family-friendly, 3 meals and 2 snacks, gluten, dairy and soy free recipes. It includes meal planning tips, and even shopping lists so you are not spending extra time in the grocery store or the kitchen.
This downloadable quick-start guide gives you a gentle, realistic roadmap for eating to support your thyroid, gut, and hormones — without calorie counting, extremes, or confusion. Inside you’ll find thyroid-loving foods with gut-calming ingredients. Because sometimes the simplest shifts make the biggest difference.
